I love how Apple's reasoning is not knowing and his children.
Ok Start nothing spectacular
It has to be a little more broadened out. There are too many things that only you seem to understand or aren't actually funny to the masses of Newgrounds. However, there is a good premise for this and can seem to get somewhere.
I love how you wrote this meanwhile you were in on it aswell.
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